You order, we ship within 48 hours, free and tracked. Prices are in US dollars and include exactly what the page says they include.

Thirty mornings with any object. If the ritual doesn't take, send it back in reasonable condition and we refund in full, return ride on us.

Five years on materials and workmanship, tied to the number under the base. We repair or replace; we don't argue. Damage from campfires you were warned about is on you, but write anyway.

Everything on this site — words, photographs, drawings — belongs to Plinth Goods Co. Borrow with credit, not for resale.

Oregon law, Portland courts, but honestly: write first. Every dispute we've had so far was solved with a replacement part and an apology — usually ours.